First Joke
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighhord house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You Won’t believe me if I tell housePolice: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house
Second Joke
You: Teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
You: Would you punish my for something,I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
You: I Didn’t do my homework
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