First Joke

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighhord house

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Me: You Won’t believe me if I tell housePolice: Tell Me!

Me: Next to my house

Second Joke

You: Teacher!

Teacher: Yes?

You: Would you punish my for something,I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

You: I Didn’t do my homework

 

RIDA, MIQUEL RIGO, JAUME